I'm a Man! How Am I Supposed to Be Your Empress?

[Female Emperor] [Ridiculous Comedy] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Funny] [Teacher Pursued by His Rebellious Disciple]

Ren Qiangu has a portal that lets him transmigrate wherever he wants. On his first trip through, he knocks Emperor Tianqi, who is about to take a bath, right into the bathhouse pool. The tyrant Tianqi is so furious he nearly strangles Ren Qiangu, who only escapes because he's quick on his feet.

To get revenge on Tianqi, Ren Qiangu puts half a bottle of mustard in his pocket and transmigrates again, planning to chop off the eight dragon claws on the palace's coiled-dragon pillars and sell them.

He transmigrates once more...

But when Ren Qiangu gradually discovers that he can siphon dragon energy from Emperor Tianqi to exchange for treasures, he starts shamelessly clinging to Tianqi. Before long, he's helped Tianqi unify the realm, and accidentally discovers that Tianqi is a woman. From then on, their dynamic takes a very different turn.

Ren Qiangu: "You tyrannical female emperor! I won't submit to you!"

Empress Tianqi: "What? You called me your husband? That sounds lovely. Say it more often, my male empress."

Ren Qiangu grits his teeth in anger: "You foolish female ruler, are you going to revive the tyranny of the previous dynasty? Do you want to abduct men by force?"

Empress Tianqi: "Hmm? You want to hug me? Go ahead, hug me all you like."

Ren Qiangu collapses: "Damn it, are you hard of hearing?"

Empress Tianqi: "What? You want to have a son to carry around on your back? Sure. Drink your goji berry tea, and we'll get started right away."

Ren Qiangu: "But I'm your teacher!"

Empress Tianqi: "Oh, that's even more exciting! Master, your disciple is going to give you a baby~"

"..."

Ren Qiangu is exhausted. He really doesn't want to be a dragon rider or anything like that.