Two Heaven-Defying Treasures: Their Mother Is Fierce, Their Divine Lord Father Spoils Her

Shu Jianyue was a powerful Level Six cultivator with a pocket dimension in the apocalypse. In a single day, she transmigrates into the body of a useless woman who is heavily pregnant and trying to hang herself.

What? Useless? Only for now.

She unlocks the planting space she brought from the apocalypse, and a single fruit can transform the body from the inside out.

A few cabbages turn rabbits into sky-shaking beasts.

A few apples turn flying monkeys into Zhu Yan.

Mashed potatoes and purple yams become spirit pills, while apple and watermelon juice turns into celestial nectar.

One cannot stay confined to a corner of the world forever. For the sake of her two children, she joins an immortal sect.

As soon as Shu Jianyue enters the sect, she throws herself into studying alchemy, crafting, formations, and talismans. She leaves nothing out.

Her pills are worth a fortune, but she gives them to her children as candy.

Her spirit artifacts are priceless, but she lets her children play with them as toys.

Anyone who tries to steal from her gets beaten until even their parents wouldn’t recognize them.

Anyone who tries to kill gets sent straight to the eighteenth level of hell.

But her two children aren’t exactly reliable. As soon as they learn to talk, they’re already asking to find their father.

The moment they find him, they start making trouble for their mother. Other kids give their fathers a hard time; these two give their mother one.

And their father isn’t much better. His seal is still intact, and all he does is keep his eyes on her tiny patch of land.

Chong Jiu: “If I’m not watching your little patch, what should I be watching?”

Shu Jianyue: “Get lost. Go as far away from this continent as you can.”