Xuanhuan: I'm a Sword Jerk, So Why Can't I Marry the Female Emperor?

[System] + [Empress] + [Swordsmanship] + [Invincible]...

Also known as: Fantasy: Is It a Problem If I Marry My Empress Disciple? and Reborn as a Sword, My Disciple Is a Stunning Demon Emperor!

Zhang Xiaoming, a mukbang streamer, went to the country of Asan to try some notoriously disgusting cuisine and boost his views.

He got food poisoning and died from explosive diarrhea.

After transmigrating, he became a divine sword and changed his name to Jian Chen.

Jian Chen: "What? This silly, sweet girl is going to wield me? And I have to help her become the demon race's feared Empress?"

Jian Chen glanced at the stunning girl beside him, and his head immediately started to ache.

"For heaven's sake, those people are enemies. Burying them would have been enough, but you even put up tombstones for them?"

"Hey... hey, that's enough... enough... Why are you crying now...?"

This is a disaster. Apart from being beautiful,

this girl has none of the other qualities you'd expect in a Demon Empress...

System, are you sure you're not messing with me?

System: [Ding... Jian the idiot picked her himself... How's that my fault?]