Are You Crazy? I Just Got Down the Mountain, and You Want to Have My Baby

[Romance, System, One Female Lead, Feel-Good, Sweet Flirting, Face-Slapping, Getting Rich]

Lin Yi was sent down the mountain by his master to protect Shen Jing. He never expected to fall in love at first sight. "Since you look pretty good, I guess I can reluctantly be your bodyguard."

He leaned one hand on Shen Jing's shoulder. "Not everyone gets an opportunity like this. You'd better seize this once-in-a-lifetime chance, be sensible, know how to behave, and treat me well. Got it?"

Of course, it would be even better if she let him hold her hand once in a while...

"Let's go get our marriage license after we eat."

He pulled out his ID card and set it in front of her. "See? I even brought my ID."

"Of course, I just came down from the mountain, so I don't have much money saved up. You'll have to pay for the license."

Shen Jing: ??? You're marrying me and you expect me to pay?

After thinking for three seconds, he said, "Don't worry, I won't treat you unfairly. I'll give you 200 million as compensation after the divorce."

At the mention of 200 million, Lin Yi's eyes lit up.

It wasn't about the money. He'd just never seen what a marriage certificate looked like.

"What are we waiting for? I'll go bring the Civil Affairs Bureau over here right now."