No, I’m Really Not Grinding Through the Classic of Mountains and Seas

Style: #Absurd comedy #Wacky #No female lead #Classic of Mountains and Seas #Giant beast pets #Funny #The protagonist isn't human #Transmigrate into a game world #The golden finger is a dumb System #Tale of the Fantastic Beasts of the Mountains and Seas#

“I sacrifice five years of my lifespan to critically enhance this [Blueprint: Sky-Shattering, Sea-Quelling Treasure]!”

Smack!

[You obtained a [Sky-Shattering, Sea-Quelling Treasure]!]

“Dumb System, why didn’t it crit?”

[My analysis shows that you’ve used up your lifespan this time. I suggest you go die!]

“Why didn’t you tell me I was out of lifespan? I just wasted a blueprint! (Furious)”

[How was I supposed to know you’d sacrifice five years? If you’d sacrificed four, it would’ve crit.]

“You’ve got some nerve...” The Shark Bully turned his head and opened the chat window:

“Wild Ox? I’ve run out of lifespan. Turn on PvP and kill me.”

“You’ve gotta be kidding, Bully. You only died the day before yesterday. Wait there, I’m coming.”

Whoosh! The African Wild Ox teleported to the Shark Bully’s home, glowing red with rage.

“Hit me a few times to stack a buff, then I’ll send you off with my hammer!”

The Bully drew a small crossbow and shot the red-hot ox a few times. The ox charged up, turning red and gold all over. [Sky-Breaking Strike] reached full charge. It swung a giant hammer straight at the Bully, sending him to the afterlife with one blow.

[Starfall.]

[Choose: 1. Revive at home 2. Revive at Tianshu]

#Tale of the Fantastic Beasts of the Mountains and Seas fanfic #Classic of Mountains and Seas #Giant beasts#