[Hilarious + Crosstalk + Quick Transmigration + Eco-Energy Collection System]
Li Yeye’s System is an artificially stupid AI that performs crosstalk. It’s completely useless, but when things get life-threatening, it can laugh Yeye to death.
To save his son, who is about to be executed by firing squad for the 1,000th time, Li Yeye bravely enters the virtual game Paradise, where he must help 1,000 players complete their missions.
Chapter 3: A Eunuch from the Start, Yet He Thinks He’s the Emperor
Chapter 6: Curing Gynecological Diseases and Earning the People’s Reverence
Chapter 7: From the Start, Jinlian Feeds Me a Bowl of Frosty, Rich Soup
Chapter 11: The Most Miserable Transmigrator: Stranded in the Wilderness Before His Business Takes Off
Chapter 34: How to Convince a Big Shot to Give Up His Fiancée
Chapter 55: The Crosstalk Routine “The Love Story of the Red Chamber: A Scumbag and Fish-Hugging Take Over Daguan Garden”
“The mighty Yangtze flows east, success and failure pass in the blink of an eye. Three visits to the thatched cottage, a plan to rule the land; seventy-two transformations, the world set right. Heroes of past and present, who are they? The stars above join the Northern Dog. Hey! Auntie! You and I, hand in hand!”
After that cheerful opening poem, grandpas who don’t like crosstalk are welcome to leave a like and go.
De Gang bows to thank all the grandpas who stay!
“You can tell from the opening poem I just recited that today’s crosstalk is about one of the Four Great Classical Novels of China,” De Gang said.
“How did I hear three novels in there?” Grandpa Qian’er asked.
“Do you even know the Four Great Classical Novels? Apart from the one we’re not allowed to mention, how many can you name?” De Gang asked Grandpa Yu’er.
“What, did the relevant authorities issue another new rule? Is one of the Four Great Classical Novels banned now? That can’t be right. Which one are you talking about?”
“‘The Love Story of the Red Chamber: A Scumbag and Fish-Hugging Take Over Daguan Garden’!”
Whoa~
