My Boasts Reach the Heavens, but My Power Surpasses the Immortals!

Liang Chui transmigrated into a vast world and spent his days as a storyteller. But every tale he told was a complete tall tale! One day! In front of the Peach Blossom Nunnery... “Back in the day, the supreme emperors did whatever I told them, and the Immortal Kings and Celestial Lords were at my beck and call!” Liang Chui glanced up at the sky, stood with his hands behind his back, and boasted shamelessly. “Just keep on blowing hot air, Liang Chui. The supreme emperors do what you tell them, and the Immortal Kings and Celestial Lords are at your beck and call? They could probably kill you with a puff of their breath!” “Ha ha ha ha... Exactly! What a joke!” “Hearing Young Master Liang tell stories again is quite a treat! He makes up even more nonsense than usual, but that tale about the Celestial Emperor is so grand it spans the stars. It really gets my blood pumping!” “Keep going, keep going...” The passersby laughed at him, paying no mind and treating it as a bit of amusement. “Hey, don’t be so sure! Forget the supreme emperors and the Immortal Kings and Immortal Venerables. Even the empresses of the Nine Heavens and Ten Domains once served me tea and waited on me...” His face flushed red as he loudly defended his claims! Everyone was speechless. His boasting had gone completely off the rails... What they didn’t know was... Everything he said was true. He had the Bullshitting Card System! One Invincible Golden Body Card: a defense unrivaled since time immemorial, unbreakable even by an Immortal Emperor! One Invincible Laws Card: imbued with ten thousand laws, one man treading upon them all! One Stacked Realms Card: anyone who sees him is a realm above them, letting him slaughter his foes with ease! Let’s see how he boasts his way into making the four seas submit, the eight wilds fall, and all the gods and Buddhas bow their heads...