It Makes Perfect Sense to Smack Vampires with Slippers

[Comedy + Awakening the Taotie Sequence + System + Growth-Focused + A World Built Around the River of Time + No Single Female Lead + Semi-Invincible + The Villain Turns Out to Be Me] Everyone else's awakened sequences boost their own abilities, but mine forces me to keep myself under control. Jiang Mo is an utterly ordinary high school student in Huaicheng, but ever since he awakened his sequence, strange things have been happening. Sometimes he goes back sixty years and accidentally saves the woman who is now a Ninth-Realm Panlong. Other times, he discovers that the old man he has lived with for over a decade is actually a high-ranking official in a national organization. The most outrageous thing is that his future, corrupted self wants to possess his present self.