[Expert-level twists + feel-good fiction + a new male lead + hilarious internet addict]
Su Li recently watched the ultimate romance-brained masterpiece, "Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan".
The heroine, Wang Baochuan, could only be described as the founding matriarch of lovestruck fools.
Su Li watched the show while ranting at the screen. It even made her so angry she couldn’t sleep, so she prayed to the heavens:
“Dear God, please give me a chance to save Wang Baochuan!”
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Perhaps her prayer was answered, because when Su Li woke up, she had become Wang Baochuan’s second older sister, Wang Yinchuan.
Su Li remembered hating Wang Yinchuan as a child.
But now she realized that although Wang Yinchuan was mean, at least she had her wits about her.
So, using Wang Yinchuan’s identity, Su Li quickly put together a plan to assassinate Xue Pinggui.
Since she couldn’t talk Wang Baochuan around, Su Li had no choice but to take out Xue Pinggui.
Then she would find Wang Baochuan a handsome guy and help her become an independent, self-reliant role model for women.
Her training program worked wonders.
In just one month, lovestruck Wang Baochuan’s catchphrases had become:
“I won’t be a lovesick fool! I refuse to eat wild greens!”
“Getting close to men brings a lifetime of bad luck!”
“Spending money on men brings three lifetimes of bad luck!”
Su Li nodded contentedly from her hiding place in the corner. At last, she could rest in peace.
Nice
Seeing this, I was a little speechless. I knew clearly that the male protagonist would not die easily, but he was still full of loopholes in his work, [awkward laugh][awkward laugh]