“My name is Ying Hua, and I am the ruler of Great Qin. An emperor should love his people, and I love mine dearly. So tell me, what's the deal with these foreign slaves? Do foreign slaves even count as people? Do they have human rights?”
“You say I destroyed the world and launched an invasion?”
“Who said that? I only wanted to liberate those people. I just happened to wipe out a few undeserving wretches along the way.”
“You say I carried out a massacre?”
“Slander, pure slander. I only killed a few criminals and beasts.”
“You say my Great Qin will fall?”
“King Ming, where's your sword? Kill him.”
“Your Majesty, we've discovered a new world!”
“King Ming, stop chopping. Come campaign with me.”
The back of the book is good, but the front is just patient.