The Dumb AI on My Phone

What? This crappy phone actually cursed me? Where's my hammer? I'm smashing this piece of junk! Big brother! I'm sorry! The phone instantly backed down. … After traveling through the aurora from somewhere in the far reaches of outer space for who knows how long, an intelligence from another planet crashed into a young man's phone. With the phone's help, the young man turned his homeland into the world's strongest nation!!