Even as a Magical Girl, I'm Forced to Keep Working

[Male-oriented] [Gender Swap] [Anime] [Magical Girls] [Purely here for the fun] [A feel-good story that makes no sense] [Random bouts of angst]

I have something to say. Please lend me your ears today.

Ahem...

I, the [Magical Girl in Training] [Sunny Young Man] [Rising Star of Shenanigans] [gold gree] [Spirit Bureau Mascot] [Harem King of Hell] [President of the Wuma Society] [Dawn's Grand Archbishop] [Last Eye of the Black Hooved Lamb] [Kingpin of the Courtyard] [My Brother's Name Is Noah] [Descendant of the Dragon] [Gospel of Heaven], am about to take away the last shred of your sentiment and dignity!

I don't care if the Spirit Bureau and the Foreign Affairs Bureau meet at the station to fight and hack each other to pieces. I don't care if Heaven and Hell go on a honeymoon. I don't care if Cthulhu invades Earth. Just make me a bowl of round-dumpling soup and give me a serving. I've said my piece. Who's for it? Who's against it?