My name is Zhang Yong! I'm single and have never dated. One day, a voice appeared in my mind. I call it the System, and it calls me Host!
My mother kept nagging me to find a partner. She even hit me, until one day she sent me flying seven or eight meters!
My System and I both agreed that if I didn't find a partner soon, I wouldn't be far from death!
So I called my childhood friend, Liang Hao, and boarded a plane to the Imperial Capital. He said he'd introduce me to a girlfriend once we got there!
The plane crashed!
We were lucky to survive, but unlucky enough to be stranded in a primeval forest!
To help me survive, the System taught me a cultivation technique. Then it disappeared!
Using the technique the System taught me, I learned to fly and turn my qi into a sword! Even a nuclear bomb fired by Rosa couldn't kill me!
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