I Am Li Bai, and I Only Need One Sword to Send You All to Your Doom

The Tang realm is overflowing with fortune. How about lending me a third of the immortals' blessings from Heaven? A tale of books and swords, of nation and family, of love and vengeance, of lords, generals, ministers, and nobles. A young man sings as he rides with wine, long accustomed to watching court officials scheme for gain. Drunk, he longs to ride the wind back to Heaven, but neither Heaven nor earth is easy to reach. He sweeps his sword through the air, slaying every petty villain, his blade singing like a dragon night after night. Let the gods above stand aside. Whatever happens in this world, I'll set it right. An immortal? What immortal? I'm Li Bai, and I just want to cut you all down with one stroke!