“Awooo, awooo, awoooo!”
A terrifying zombie howl, enough to shake the heavens and make demons weep, rang out through the night.
Lin Yang had planned to stay tucked away in his grave, but it was too stuffy down there, so he climbed out.
Lin Yang: I'm heading out now. Everyone, get your necks nice and clean and wait for me!
The Heart-Devouring Demon: Holy crap, holy crap! That guy who refuses to act like a proper zombie is out again! Everybody run!
Daoist disciple: You probably won't believe me, but a zombie robbed me. I just wanted to ask you all for some fare so I can get home.
Millennium-old demon: Big bro Zombie, I'm so skinny I'm practically skin and bones. I really don't have any blood left for you. Please, just put me out of my misery!
Female ghost: Bro, don't suck! It hurts! Ghosts don't have blood!
Flying zombie underling: Boss, did you go hang out at Mount Longhu and Maoshan again? When are you taking me along to broaden my horizons?
This book looks a bit familiar! There should be a similar book. The previous one is also in the cave. The innate Taoist body of this book should belong to the protagonist. In the end, the villain killed the protagonist and took it away by chance. The protagonist had the blessing of heaven and turned into a zombie who knows Taoism 🤦
Good-looking, very good-looking, very relaxing
Have you stopped writing???