Gu Cultivation: A Hundred Thousand Miles of Grasshoppers! You Call Those Gu?

[Dark horror comedy] [Definitely not mindless!] [Violent aesthetics] [No saintly heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] You might not believe this, but I was chased all night by a pile of maggots, said Su Xiao. How powerful is General Yu’s flying kick? Su Xiao transmigrated just from taking one look at it. Gu masters control the world? Evil gu devour people and steal their lives? They sit high above everyone, treating the whole world as bait? Su Xiao: “What’s that got to do with me!? Mess with me and I’ll beat you to death! Get in my way and I’ll beat you to death! Annoy me and I’ll beat you to death too!” With an attribute-based power at his command, while everyone else cultivates gu, he just puts points into his stats! There’s no enemy he can’t kill, unless he runs out of points! Bizarre? Eerie? Conspiracies? When that eight-hundred-mile locust appears, they’ll all be swallowed in a single bite... (Please read! Please follow! If it’s no good, beat me to death!)