"Su Shiyi, this is the sweet milk tea I bought for your boyfriend."
"Thank you, my spare tire licking dog."
"What to do! What to do! She called my name and said thank you."
"How should I reply to her, you're welcome? A piece of cake? A piece of cake?"
"Damn, I'm so excited now! My goddess finally called me by my name!"
The top licking dog was knocked into a river by a Maybach because he was working part-time as a food delivery guy to buy sweet milk tea for his goddess boyfriend. When he woke up, he became tall, rich and handsome...
Is the author gone?