The Wonderful Journey of a Split-Personality Slacker

“It's so boring being alone.”

“Then play with yourself.”

This is the story of a person with dissociative identity disorder who keeps making bold declarations, only to have them repeatedly backfire. Whether it's real or imagined is up to you to decide. Readers with wavering convictions or an immature mindset should steer clear.

Absolutely impossible? When you're caught up in the situation, anything is possible...

The first 80,000 words of this novel are experimental and interactive. You can treat them as a test of your patience or as something of a toxic read. Find the landmines and highlights for yourself. The easter eggs are buried deep, but I'm sure perceptive readers will find something worthwhile.

The main story is expected to begin in Volume Four. Revisions will be made from time to time, so it's truly a fresh read every time.

[This novel uses an interactive diary format, with a chaotic mix of pairings and elements. Feel free to suggest whatever you'd like to see.]