The Campus Belle Gives Me a Rickshaw Ride, and the Whole Internet Calls Me Heartless

[Irreverent Skills + Anti-Trope + Comedy + Everyday Romance + Urban Farming + One Female Lead (No Female Lead?)]

The System gives Lin Fan a bunch of ridiculous skills.

“Free Banquet” (Summons a mushroom umbrella when used.)

“Reverse X-Ray Vision” (Use it while targeting someone, and they’ll see through you instead.)

“Playing the Lute to a Cow” (You absolutely have to bring a cow over before you can play.)

“Defeat Effect” (Touch me with so much as a finger, and you’ll get on your knees and beg me not to die!)

Not childish, not a bleeding heart!