Journey to the West: I'm a Serious Monkey, Don't Tempt Me

[Nonsensical + funny + system + journey to the west + inappropriate + not invincible] After all, people have their limits, so I decided not to be a human anymore. The Jade Emperor actually asked a monkey to guard the peach garden. It was reasonable, too reasonable. Then the Jade Emperor shouldn't mind if I take something along the way, right? Since he doesn't mind, then if I empty out the heaven, he won't ask me for an explanation, right? What to do if you are trapped under Wuzhi Mountain? Shatter the Five Fingers Mountain? How tiring that is! I discussed the date of Qujing with Sister Guanyin, but when we met, the fat white holy monk who we agreed on turned into a 2.5-Meter-tall, 250-meter-weight 250-pound man named Nomatōjiro who can hit 25,000 with one punch. Back then, he smashed Wuzhishan to pieces with one punch, strangled my neck and asked, I have a big brother in the West, would you like to go with me to get Buddhist scriptures? I quit immediately. Can I bear this grievance? I can. At that time, I caught a dead tiger for him to drink... You must be clear about your goals. "The female demons along the way are all my Sun Wukong." But now I have been working hard towards this goal