[Absurd + hilarious + System + Journey to the West + no longer human + not invincible]
People have their limits, so I’ve decided to stop being human.
The Jade Emperor actually sent a monkey to guard the Peach Garden. Makes sense, totally makes sense. So he shouldn’t mind if I help myself to a few things, right? And since he won’t mind, he won’t come after me if I empty out Heaven, right?
What do I do if I’m trapped under Five-Finger Mountain? Smash the mountain to pieces? That sounds exhausting!
I’d already arranged the date for our trip to Qujing with Sister Guanyin. But when we met, the chubby, fair-skinned, saintly little monk we’d agreed on had turned into Fanma Tangciro, standing 2.5 meters tall, weighing 250 kilos, and able to throw a punch with the force of 25,000.
Back then, he smashed Five-Finger Mountain with one punch, grabbed me by the throat, and asked, “I’ve got a big score to settle in the Western Heaven. Want to come with me to fetch the scriptures?”
I wasn’t having it. Was I supposed to put up with that?
I was. I immediately caught him a dead tiger to go with his liquor…
You have to be clear about your goal: “All the female demons we meet along the way are mine, Sun Wukong’s!”
But I’ve been constantly working toward that goal ever since.
