Anti-Marriage Live Broadcast: I Rely on Nonsense to Scare Away My Mother-In-Law

Lin Yang opened a live broadcast room against forced marriages. The main business is to help female fans cope with forced marriages—— Su Xiaonuan's mother forced her to marry the butcher's son? Wearing a floral shirt and carrying six boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he called himself the "Burmese Chief" and said that the bride price was paid in jadeite (actually it was bricks picked up at the construction site); Nurse Xia's mother takes the director of orthopedics for a ward round for "inspection"? He performed "African Dance to Save the Heart" on the spot, saying that he would go into shock every three hours if he didn't dance (Barrage: It is recommended to declare as an intangible cultural heritage); Policewoman Xiao Wu's mother used the Criminal Law to force her into marriage? He took out the rap "Internet cafe is better than classroom" with his backhand, and turned around and was invited by the director's wife to be a "teenage mentor" (it was really not because he had taught the director's son bad). The average number of viewers in the live broadcast room is one million per day, and the comments are posted every day: "Brother Yang, stop bragging! The crocodile princess we mentioned last time really sent someone to snatch her bride!" "Aunt Su came here again to ask if Zhonghua toothpaste can cure toothache. She seems to really believe that you are the chief!" "Wait a minute, there's something wrong with the way Xiao Nuan looks at you... Are you trying to make a show for real?!" Lin Yang: "Don't make trouble, I'm just an 'anti-marriage tool' who earns some pocket money... Wait, the system prompts that my intimacy level with Xiaonuan is full?!" ——I promised to help others to push for marriage, but how did I push myself into love?