Everyone's Island: the Drift Bottle Was Picked up by the Bald Man

When the whole nation entered the island age, Ning Shi threw the bottle from the novice gift pack... Ding, the bottle you threw was picked up by the bald man in the cape, and you gained the skill of the bald man in the cape: a normal punch. The bottle you threw was picked up by Monk Tang. He ate the green onion and coriander in the bathtub. He jumped out of the bathtub. He waved his fist. He beat the demon king to death. He was shining with golden light. He... You throw the bottle again, and you see a handsome man shouting "Mighty Heavenly Dragon" and slashing out with a knife. The 40-meter sword energy cuts the roaring Yangtze River in half. The drift bottle you threw was picked up by the bald lumberjack, and you gained the bald lumberjack's skill: one ax to cut off eternity. You... [The first chapter is a spoof, if you don't like it, you can just start the second chapter]