[No romance, quick transmigration, comedy, a cast of total goofballs, no logic, foodie, hopeless but still loves playing]
What's it like to be turned into a dog, a cow, or a cockroach? Lizhi will tell you: even by the standards of the entire quick transmigration genre, this story is exceptionally, wildly outrageous.
A dog from the start, and all her swagger comes from picking things up. That sums up Lizhi's life.
Lizhi has terrible luck. Actually, she doesn't have any luck at all. But she has an unlimited resurrection ability, so she fears nothing and keeps getting herself killed. No matter what she does, she just won't die, and it drives those people crazy.
Lizhi eats so much that she's crashed six Systems. After being assigned six hundred million in debt, no department dares take her in. In the end, the Director of the Quick Transmigration Bureau dumps her in a recycling center to pick through the trash.
Thanks to her terrible luck and the worlds' refusal to play fair, she successfully becomes all kinds of bizarre creatures.
She thought turning into a dog was proof that the System had run out of ways to torment her. She had no idea things would get even more twisted later...
World One: (A stray dog's career as a street performer.) (Want to see a black pig do a sexy pole dance? What made a whole bunch of people stay up all night just to meet a lamppost? Oh! It turns out the reason was that pig everyone was talking about online.)
World Two: (Those years I spent as a cow in a farming novel.) The customer service rep from the Main System, a sweet young woman: “Host, please take explicit photos of ten beauties with scores of at least eight out of ten.”
Lizhi: “Can I use the ones I already have in storage?”
The Main System customer service rep, a sweet young woman: “...”
World Three: (I'm the cockroach that just won't die.) The sweet young woman from the Main System: “Hosts, don't reveal your identities. The consequence is death.”
Lizhi: “Neener neener!”
So pretty 😄
Good. 😏😏😏