I Control the Rules of Wishes. So What If I’m Hard of Hearing?

[Xuanhuan] [System] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Words Become Law] [Hard of Hearing]

Also known as: Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy

First Move: Words Become Law, with a Loophole

Second Move: Granting Wishes by Mishearing Them

Third Move: Forced Helplessness

After organizing his moves, Fang Changsheng scratched his head. Damn it, what kind of immortal cultivation have I been practicing?

A fellow from western Hunan, a university graduate, three years and then another three, with loans but no savings. He worked from dawn till dusk, six days a week, just to pay off his loans. By lucky chance, he got a System and wished for eternal life, then promptly died.

He transmigrated to another world. He seemed perfectly normal, but was actually crazy.

Fang Changsheng had thought that wielding the rules of wishes while possessing an immortal, indestructible body was already invincible enough. Then he met an empress even more fearsome than he was.

"Changsheng, according to the course of history, you're supposed to die today, aren't you?"

The woman's expression was gentle, and she even wore a faint, charming smile. Fang Changsheng, meanwhile, was covered in question marks.

As soon as she finished speaking, she gave Fang Changsheng no time to hesitate. A streak of sword light split the galaxy and shot straight toward him.

The sword strike shook the heavens. Its light passed through the domain where Fang Changsheng stood and swept away everything, shattering every defense into nothingness.

Having returned to his hometown in the afterlife, Fang Changsheng was at a loss for words.

Hey, how much is the King of Hell paying you? I'll offer you double!

Triple?

Quadruple?

Oh, right. All my spirit stones came from you.

Well...

Forget it...

You're rich, so you're right about everything.