Synopsis: [Transmigration + Lighthearted Comedy + Eunuch + All Kinds of Twists + System + Thrilling Plot]
My name is Lu Dan. I accidentally pressed a mysterious flush button while sitting on the toilet and playing ranked matches, and got flushed into a world of cities.
A bright red wedding robe, red wedding candles, and a beautiful bride in bed? I had actually transmigrated into the groom's body, and he was even the top scholar?
“Husband, hurry up~”
“Don't rush, darling. I'm coming!”
Suddenly, the front door was kicked open, and my bargain-bin father-in-law stormed in with a knife, ready to kill me:
“You audacious thief! How dare you impersonate the top scholar!”
“Ding! Host successfully bound to a fake top scholar. You can claim your new-player reward: the Golden Silver Divine Dragon Spear. But you must meet one condition...”
“Ding! Become a eunuch.”
But somehow, not only did I avoid becoming a eunuch, I actually won his daughter over?
Azure Dragon City Lord: “Having General Lu Dan is like a parched seedling getting sweet rain!”
Lu Dan: “I pulled off a scheme within a scheme and tricked the Azure Dragon City Lord into his own grave?”
Vermilion Bird City Lord: “Prepare two stunning beauties for General Lu Dan. Make sure he can't get out of bed for three days!”
Lu Dan: “Not only did I get the beauties, I also found out the city lord's little secret?”
White Tiger County Magistrate: “Where did this prisoner come from? Seize him!”
Lu Dan: “The White Tiger Token is right here. You little magistrate, get on your knees and call me Dad!”
Emperor: “My dear Minister Lu, I hear your poisonous pills can dispel every kind of poison. Please, you must cure my beloved consort!”
Lu Dan: “Don't worry, Your Majesty. I have a set of powerful skills. One needle, and the medicine will work immediately!”
Big imagination