I Live in the Wilderness Farming

(Prehistoric era + army of spiritual pets + two male protagonists + no female protagonist + domination of the world + establishment of power + funny and nonsensical + founding of the country =?) Overlord traveled through the wilderness, but Pangu wanted to recognize him as his adoptive father. Bawang said, I am just a farmer, I will continue to farm, no one should disturb me. As a result, the first hoe went down and dug out the bones of the saint, directly attaining enlightenment and becoming a saint. The second hoe went down and dug out the colorful ginseng in Wang Wei's poem, which turned into a great beauty. The key was that she was naked. When the hoe went down for the third time, the whole earth trembled. It was over. I had dug through the entire ancient time.