Warring States: Building a Hot-Air Balloon from the Start and Astonishing the King of Zhao

“I just want to be a chubby, lazy parasite. I don’t want to lead troops into battle!” the invincible God of War Zhao Jingyu lamented.

“I want to be the Warring States’ number-one playboy. I don’t want to waste my time governing a country!” the powerful minister of a great kingdom, Zhao Jingyu, wailed.

“I hate working overtime to read memorials. I truly don’t want to inherit the throne!” Zhao Jingyu, the overlord who made the other kingdoms tremble, let out a long sigh.

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The emperor of the ages, Zhao Jingyu, remarked, “When I transmigrated into the Great Zhao, I only wanted to be a couch potato.”