This Host Is Trouble: She Really Does Kill People

(The heartless demon who kills without blinking, the scumbag man harvester, the destroyer of saintly hearts, Jian Tang * the cool and ever-changing puppy who is the best at covering up corpses, Jian Tang’s devoted supporter) Warnings: This is a wish-fulfillment story. If you have overly proper values, this is not for you. The System, Wangzai, was forced to bind itself to the evil spirit Jian Tang. The System was on the verge of tears. The evil spirit never followed the plot, so it looked like its dream of retiring and spending its days jumping up and down on the Main System’s head would never come true. Reborn as a hapless patron, Jian Tang set a fire to strike at the heart, then promptly sent the scumbag father of the White Moonlight to prison. Couldn’t personally torture the scum? That wasn’t satisfying enough? Jian Tang: The scumbag father got away? Just what I wanted. I’ll send you to northern Myitkyina for a full-service package: kidney harvesting, gender reassignment, and a one-way trip out of this world. Reborn as a warlord in Republican-era China who dresses as a man, Jian Tang knew a spoiled heir should act like one. As the marshal of an entire city, she could kill anyone she wanted. Why? Because she was a spoiled heir! Reborn as the vicious older sister in a rebirth novel, she beat her scheming younger sister to a pulp, then turned around and started keeping a pretty boy. Reborn as the emperor’s stand-in empress, she set fire to the palace, killed the emperor, took the throne, and even took an imperial consort. Wangzai looked at the male lead, who had already gone cold. “Will I ever live to see the Main System again?” Meanwhile, the black-hearted Host had already cleaned her fifty-meter-long blade and charged off to the next world to cut someone down. Wangzai completely let loose: “Host, I’ll carry your blade for you. Wait for your little darling!”