I Never Betrayed My Conscience, So Why Am I Being Called a Bastard?

My name is Qin Yu. I never do anything against my conscience. From the start, I cared about my boss's health and helped troubled kids. And yet, people still call me a bastard. The only one who truly gets me is my sworn brother, Wang Dali. He helps me and understands me, mostly because he's still no match for me.

When classmates give me trouble, I never hold a grudge. Returning kindness for cruelty is practically my motto. The very next day, I invite them to try some medicated balm on their backsides, to get the blood flowing and protect their chrysanthemums.

You've read this far, so give it a try. It's hilarious. Even if you don't laugh, do me a favor and crack a smile. It'll make you ten years younger.