One Piece: The Star-Sucking Art, a Knockoff Devil Fruit Power

Come, the author, read with me I solemnly swear: starting from today, I will never update. I will not watch dramas, not for pleasure, and will be made into steel through repeated tempering. I will be worthy of readers, worthy of my youth, and worthy of the future. As an author, I solemnly declare: I firmly believe that I am an excellent author. Coding is my bounden duty. I have unlimited potential and am not afraid of hardship! I can code words diligently. I am a keyboard in the dark and a guard on the Great Wall of Internet. I voluntarily dedicate my life to code words every day and every night.

Author, you have a pretty good time 😏