Immortality: From Beginner to Master

They said that chanting Buddha’s name could erase your sins and bring you to paradise, and I believed them.

But I never chant Amitabha. What I chant is:

Homage to the Gatling Bodhisattva, whose six senses are purified by depleted uranium rounds.

Three thousand six hundred revolutions in a single breath, with great compassion and mercy, delivering sinners!