Who Rules the Palace Schemes? The Drama Queen Consort Is in Her Element

[Sweet Romance] [Mutual First Love] [800 Schemes Between Them]

On the surface, Chu Zhaozhao is a princess sent to marry for peace. In truth, she's a spy planted in the palace, and on their very first meeting, she enrages the tyrant and gets banished to the cold palace.

But surviving in the harem is no easy feat. There's Consort Rong, an expert at relying on her powerful family, a young empress dowager with influence over the entire court, and a whole host of consorts who are fiercely competitive...

To save her own skin, Chu Zhaozhao has no choice but to take the initiative.

Can't leave the cold palace?

Then she'll wait for the emperor beneath a crooked-necked tree and catch him like a rabbit waiting by a tree stump.

If the other consorts are competing like mad, she'll just have to do the opposite.

While others delicately play a lovesick rendition of "Phoenix Seeks Phoenix" on the zither, pouring out their affections,

she'll hold a wooden fish and chant the Great Compassion Mantra, buzzing away as she severs all romantic ties.

But can someone explain why she somehow ended up switching bodies with the tyrant?

Come to think of it, though, the tyrant's physique really is something!

He's got everything in all the right places, and more than enough where it counts.

Someone grits his teeth: "You're in my body, and you're still touching yourself all over! How dare you!"

Chu Zhaozhao protests: "But you won't let me touch anyone else, Your Majesty..."

Di Heng: "..."

She's so obsessed with me that she can't sleep at night. Maybe I should make a small sacrifice and satisfy her?