This Is Hilarious: Quasi-Saints Are Fighting to Become My Servants

The down-and-out Dongfang Bai's luck finally turns around: both a Demon Emperor and a Demon Emperor choose him as their master, and they sign a master-servant contract.

The Demon Emperor gratefully hides in Dongfang Bai's right hand, while the Demon Emperor can't wait to hide in his left.

"Master, you're injured. I'll heal you right away. Our demon clan is best at healing..."

"Master, I'm sorry. I don't have any of those trash cultivation techniques you asked for. The worst techniques I have are immortal-grade, so you'll just have to make do..."

"Master..."

A genius outer-sect disciple?

Dongfang Bai just smacks him in the forehead with a brick.

Wen Tian Academy: We have a peerless genius, one seen only once in a thousand years.

Zhengyang Sect: We have Dongfang Bai.

The Demon Clan: Our young master has the makings of a Demon Emperor. He is destined to unite the Qianyuan Continent.

Humanity: We have Dongfang Bai!

The Immortal Realm: Your mortal realm is nothing but a prison. You will never escape this cage.

The Mortal Realm: We have Dongfang Bai!