Three Kingdoms: I Captured the Empress, and This Bandit Is Thrilled

This is an alternate-history novel set in the Three Kingdoms. The plot is slow, the pitfalls are plentiful, and there are no satisfying payoffs. Read with caution! Zhao Qi, a fine young man from the 21st century, transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms while taking a dump in the restroom. 【Host detected in extreme danger. Projecting a famous general from history and possessing the Host. Duration: 60 minutes. When time is up, the Host is guaranteed to receive one-tenth of the general's literary or military abilities, and may also earn the general's loyalty.】 Want to see Guan Yu fight Qin Qiong? Your wish is granted! Pang Juan: “This ugly-looking member of a disadvantaged group seems strangely familiar.” Pang Tong: “I heard I'm Pang Juan's thirteenth-generation descendant!”