Online Class Livestream: Teaching the Ancestral Dragon to Unite the Nine Provinces

Qin Shi Huang looked up in admiration. “I owe everything to my teacher. I could never have achieved what I have today or united the four seas without him.”

Lin Ye: “Let’s keep a low profile. Your teacher Lin doesn’t care for empty praise.”

Zhuge Liang was frantic. “Teacher, Cao Cao’s forces are advancing from Red Cliffs! What should we do?”

Lin Ye: “Don’t worry. Your teacher will set them ablaze!”

Jesus was in tears. “Teacher, those lunatics say they’re going to nail me to a cross!”

Lin Ye: “No big deal. I’ll give you a resurrection token. Go wild!”