I Inherited the Primordial Sixteen Trigrams

I was cursed by Heaven from the moment I was born. To save my life, Grandpa dug out the nose of his eldest disciple, the eyes of his second disciple, and the hand of his third. And I even have to marry a widow! Do you know why people say it's better to live in front of a temple than behind it, and to its left rather than its right? Do you know why someone with a mole is called a treacherous, petty villain? Every office and home should face south and sit north! A person's features, and their fate, are set from birth! To stay alive, I picked up an abacus and became a yin-yang master halfway through life. Unmasking charlatans and dealing with abandoned corpses became part of my daily routine. Let me tell you about the strange and bizarre things I've heard throughout my life.