I Inherit the Sixteen Innate Hexagrams

I was punished at birth. To save me, grandpa dug the nose of the first apprentice, the eyes of the second apprentice, and the hand of the third apprentice. I also want to marry the widow! Do you know why we would rather live in front of the temple than behind it? We would rather live on the left side of the temple than on the right side? Do you know why people with moles are called evil villains? Each bureau has its own house, facing south and sitting north! People have faces, and their destiny is born! In order to survive, I picked up the iron abacus and became Mr. Yin Yang who became a monk halfway. Revealing the secrets of various magicians and contacting the abandoned and dead have become my daily routine. Let me tell you the weird things I have heard in my life.