God's Resurrection: at the Beginning, I Let the Old Class Sing "Conquer"

[Funny+Sinister+Shadow+Single Female Protagonist] (It starts to get funny in the third chapter, be sure to read on) A high school student who was a charlatan, accidentally obtained the system, was favored by the gods, and stirred up the wind and rain. "Old Ban, can you sing a song of conquest for me?" "Old Ban, can you light a cigarette for me?" "That devil, let me teach you how to wave the flower hand." ……………… Under each of the ridiculous missions, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Or is everything just to hide a perverted heart? "Michael, stop looking in the mirror, we're going to fight." "Hela, stop drinking, there is a sewer in front of you." "Yang Jian, that's a lion, you can't masturbate." "Hey, hey, Athena, those are the God of Death spicy sticks, you can't eat them." Each abnormal guardian spirit refreshes people's understanding of gods. Hell invades, Ragnarok is approaching, and humans and gods unite. Is it the light of the gods that envelopes the world, or the killing of demons that destroys the world... Or the fluorescent light of mortals that shines on the world. The introduction is too weak, please move to the main text.