Your Majesty, the Empress Is Being Cool as Hell Again Today

“Your Majesty, the Noble Consort has caused trouble. She uprooted Consort Lian’s entire lily garden.” Someone chuckled and rubbed his nose. “Oh? What was her reason?” “The Noble Consort said… she said the lilies kept batting their lashes at her. She couldn’t stand it, so she pulled them all out.” A glint flashed in someone’s eyes. He said indifferently, “Let her. As long as she’s happy.” “Your Majesty, the Noble Consort has caused trouble again! She ate the koi fish the Empress Dowager was raising. She said they were so ugly she had to eat them to rid the fish world of a menace.” Someone… Shen Biluo, the saintess of a family renowned for its mastery of witchcraft, was bored one day, so she looked up a novel online to pass the time. The plot frustrated her so much that she took to the comments to rant. Who could have guessed she’d transmigrate into the story, and into the role of a vicious supporting character at that? Tsk, did she even need to act? She could just be herself. They say three women make a whole show. Just how many shows could there be in this dog emperor’s harem?