Genshin Impact: The Seven Archons Beg Me to Do Something Decent

[Genshin Impact] [Goofy] [Packed with Memes]

From the start, I awaken a Confession Cashback System. I get stronger just by confessing, skipping straight to the point: "Hello, let's get married!"

I propose to a young female Harbinger from the start, then live it up in the name of the Eleven Harbingers, across all seven nations.

I thought I'd be set for life, but it turns out the System is a little off. If the Host fails to make a successful confession for a whole day, he has to do something bad. You call this a Confession System? It's more like a Little Rascal System!

This was supposed to be a sweet romantic light novel. So how did every girl end up wanting to kill me?!

Yae Miko: "Little one, you've really made me angry!"

Protagonist: "Then let me smooth your fur!"

Ningguang: "The Tianquan is supreme. How dare you defy your superior? Get out!"

Protagonist: "Tsunderes are out of fashion!"

Eula: "Have a Song of Broken Pines, you scumbag!"

Nahida: "With my wisdom, how could I fail to win you over?"

Many years later, Alice returns, grinning at Lu Xiaoyi as she silently pulls out a world-ending Dodoco bomb.