I Just Wanted to Take It Easy, So Why Are You Pressing Me at Every Turn?

[No System + Ordinary Mortal + Transmigration + Rebirth] Twelve years ago, a man named Ruan Fei told Zhen Jun he could cultivate immortality. Zhen Jun waited twelve years for that dream to come true. In the end, Zhen Jun died, and Ruan Fei still hadn’t come for him. The new-era Zhen Jun is reborn in his body and sets out to reclaim his dream, never knowing that over those twelve years, the spider in the house had gained intelligence, the flowers had learned to talk, and even the turtle had become a schemer...