[A scheming man x a girl who is sometimes crazy and sometimes adorably ridiculous]
Xu Lanting and Li Jiaxu were childhood friends. They attended the same school from kindergarten through elementary, middle, and high school, all the way to college. They thought their friendship would last forever, until one day Xu Lanting confessed:
“Li Jiaxu, you’re my plain boiled water.”
“My feelings for you will always be full. They won’t evaporate into water vapor. You’ll always feel fresh to me, and my love for you will never go bad.”
“Cut! That’s a wrap.”
The director glanced at Li Jiaxu beside him and asked, “What’s going on with you?”
She gave an awkward smile. “Director, we’re on the wrong set. We’re from the pig-farming brigade next door.”
Director: …
[Everything above is fictional! Fictional! This is a campus romance! A campus romance!]