[A scheming man x a girl who occasionally goes crazy and sometimes acts stupidly]
Xu Lanting and Li Jiaxu were childhood sweethearts. They went to the same school in kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school and even university. I originally thought that the relationship between friends would last forever, until one day, Xu Lanting confessed
"Li Jiaxu, you are my Liang Baikai"
"I will always be full of you, and it will not turn into water vapor and evaporate. I will always remain fresh for you, and my love for you will never change."
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"Stuck! This one has passed."
The director looked at Li Jiaxu standing aside and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
She smiled awkwardly: "Director, we are on the wrong set. We are from the pig breeding team next door."
Director: ...
[The above is fictional! Fictional! This is a campus article! Campus article!