Three Kingdoms: I Really Don't Want to Start the Yellow Turban Rebellion

[Alternate history, Three Kingdoms, strategy, conquest, high martial arts, no System, transmigration]

In the seventh year of Guanghe under Emperor Ling of Han, 183 AD, Zhang Jue wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the eve of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. In his hands is a copy of The Great Peace Essential Arts. Before he can even gather his wits, he is surrounded by a crowd.

Zhang Jue can see the faith and reverence in their eyes. He can also sense their excitement and fervor, as if they are already dreaming of a cozy life with a wife and a warm bed.

Before Zhang Jue can figure out where he is, a burly man wearing a yellow turban steps forward and says, “Big Brother, the commanders from every region are ready. They’re just waiting for your order…”

Once Zhang Jue understands the situation, he realizes he has been reborn into a version of the Three Kingdoms where people are exceptionally strong. He can only lament inwardly: “Just destroy it all. I’m tired!”

Many years later, with Zhang Jue clad in imperial robes and seated on the throne, he says helplessly, “I really didn’t want to start the Yellow Turban Rebellion!”