The Dragon Maiden Throws the World into Chaos, but What Evil Could My Sword Spirit Have in Mind?

Hey, you have to speak with a clear conscience!

I'm just a lowly constable. How could I possibly visit Peach Blossom House every day? That place is where men go to indulge themselves!

A lotus of fire born from my sword, pointing at the heavens and cursing the skies, abducting an imperial princess... How could I possibly be responsible for such heinous crimes?

A sage dies, a blood demon falls, and now you want to pin even a pregnant she-wolf on me?

Some people even claim that this silly girl by my side is a dragon maiden, guilty of every evil under heaven and deserving of divine punishment. Watch what you say! (Draws sword.)

Girl, get them! Cry for them!

Well... even if I did do all those things, what harm could a sword spirit like me and this scheming girl possibly have in mind?

[Fantasy setting, where all paths lead to immortality. The System has no upper limit, and there are no limits to how it can be used. Seeking eternal life while raising a child, with a partner but not married. Name: Yun Tianhe!]

Wait, I really didn't get the she-wolf pregnant! Believe me!