This Kid Is a Little Smart, but Not Much

[Funny, supernatural, sunshine boy, spiritual quotes, hilarious memes] My name is Su Yunliu. I was born in the Holy Mountain. I was adopted by Yue Po when I was three years old. When I was 15 years old, I came up with the idea of cultivating immortals and became a disciple of a middle school Taoist. But because every time he went to see the female ghost sisters, he was happy and didn't call him, so he was kicked directly out of the mountain gate. Unexpectedly, when the front foot went down the mountain, the king of hell on the back foot was stabbed. In an instant, the gate of hell opened wide, and the ghost revived. Fortunately, you don't have to worry about money for living in the future. That day, I was pretending to be a corpse in the hospital to earn extra money, but... "Su Yunliu! Do you know that my previous cards have expired, how have I been spending these days, ah——?"