
Three Kingdoms: I Joined Your Side, and You Made Me Scrub the Toilet
三国:我跟你混,你却让我刮厕所
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.5M Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Three Kingdoms: Dian Wei Protects Me, and I Snatch Zou the Lady from the Start三国:典韦护我,开局截胡邹夫人Former title · until Oct 2026
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My favorite time-travel system historical novels are the Three Kingdoms and the Sui and Tang Dynasties, with heroes emerging in large numbers, beauties picturesque, and beautiful kingdoms. This book is a rare good book among Three Kingdoms novels. The title and introduction of the book are unconventional. The protagonist starts from a humble beginning and becomes successful in the Yellow Turban. He recruits military generals, attracts beauties, conquers foreign tribes, fights princes, and brings peace to the world. The writing style is magnificent without losing humor. It is being serialized. Please support the author and provide more updates.
I have just read a few chapters and I still like it. The author will continue to work hard.
It is a very good harem novel of the Three Kingdoms. It is semi-fictional, but also tends to be modern. It is humorous, neither watery nor poisonous, and rich in content. Even with a little knife, it is still difficult to calm down. The only immortals are the protagonist who owns the system, his sons and their wives, the children who do not have the protagonist, and the generals who follow him. This ending is still flawed in a sense. Immortality and immortality are two different concepts. In addition, many people are showing off, and there is friction in joining the society... It would be better if the ending was changed to cultivating immortals, and the protagonist leads his wife and subordinates to become immortals after becoming famous. (There is a book called Yuan Shu: My Cousin is Diao Chan. The ending is that the protagonist uses the system to establish a heavenly palace, and then leads his wife, children, young men, and friends to escape from the world.) At least he doesn't know how to use a knife, well... That's it, the next book.
Personally, I think it's very good and very to my liking. It doesn't go into too much detail about various events, it's simple and clear, but the water is really unkind and can raise the sea level of the Pacific Ocean by 3cm! I hope the author will continue to work hard, don't be eunuch, don't be unfinished, don't delay updates, don't collapse, and achieve the four distinctions.
This book is well written, with humor and funny elements making it more attractive to readers. The content is rich and colorful, and the heroines in this article also have their own characteristics. It is a very good book. If you are interested, you can read it.
A conscientious author, a conscientious work! Feel free to enter the pit! A 9,000-hour bookworm tells the truth, highly recommended! There are illustrations of beauties from the Three Kingdoms! 😏😏😏😏😏
The writing style is humorous and funny, and the author has good driving skills. It doesn't hurt that some of the plots are semi-empty.
I have read more than a dozen modified versions of the Three Kingdoms books. I am quite satisfied with this book and highly recommend it.
This book can be said to be the most exciting of all the Three Kingdoms genres I have read. But at the end, the protagonist has more than 500 wives, which is too many. Overall it's still very nice to watch.
It's a bit similar to Xiaojiu's book. It's very good. The rewards and achievements of each general are very clear. The character of the civil servants is very clear, especially Jia Xu, who is the sixth oldest. There are still some shortcomings: I always feel that Cao Cao didn't have a role in the end (I don't know why) but he was too hard at the end [laughing]