The Ultimate Couch Potato of Super God Academy

Liang Bing: “What the hell, you jerk! Why are you so powerful?

Angel Yan: “You’re no match for me!”

Kesha: “The gods are gone. Only by castrating you can we save countless young women.”

Reina: “Y-You’d better not push your luck. Come any closer and I’ll call for help.”

Su Chen: “Heh heh, go ahead and scream. No one’s coming to save you, even if you scream your lungs out!”

Carl: “...”

You damn System! And you still claim you’re not a spy sent by the people next door!

Ding! The Host has comprehended the Ultimate Slacker’s Secret. Slacker Points +100,000.

Ding! The Host’s morality has decreased by 1. The Top-Tier Slacker System is having an existential crisis.

Ding! The Top-Tier Trouble-Seeking Slacker System is online. Host, kiss Morgana within three months!

Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have completed the task of kissing Reina. Reward: Qi Lin’s initial affection is permanently locked in.

Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have comprehended the Ultimate Slacker’s Secret and successfully courted disaster. Reward: “Realm-Upgrade Card.”

Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have led Ge Xiaolun astray. Reward: “The Emperor’s Invisibility Cloak.”

Ding! ...

Ding! Story character detected. Congratulations, Host! You have triggered a task: “As a slacker without dreams, teach He Xi the truth of slacking within two days!”

Reward: “Rule-Class: One Sword, Immortal on Their Knees!” (Note: An upgraded version of catching a blade with bare hands.)

Holy crap! System, you’re not even human!

I’ve never seen such a shameless slacker System. You think you deserve to call yourself a slacker?!