Shu Yijiu was a child raised by an eccentric assassin who had picked him up. To make life easier for the assassin, who had ended up in prison out of laziness, he agreed to a deal: protect a boy a few years younger than himself.
Then that troublemaking boy dragged him from a chaotic childhood into a thrilling adolescence. After finally enjoying a few peaceful years, Shu Yijiu at last developed a hobby of his own, only to plunge straight into a young adulthood that shattered his worldview.
Fairies seeking revenge, river demons devouring people, zombies laying siege to the city...
Sigh! Life is hard, Shu Yijiu sighs!
Wait, let me figure out how monsters transform. Never mind, I'll get beaten up.
But I'm still so curious about how zombies keep moving!
